So, I decided to write series of posts, called The naked truth. The series will be revealing all of the hidden and unspoken thoughts that go trough
our my mind s when a certain obstacle in life appears and the road becomes bumpy and curvy…
Today’s feature is #Blogging! If you read my blog
(don’t know why not), you know my writing mostly has a positive tone, helping with advice from my experiences, on how to handle situations and not be too stressed about it. Here’s where you’ll be able to see the back stage of it all.
No.1 WHY on Earth did I choose blogging as a JOB?! Free time my ass!!
If you’re blogging for fun, posting once a week, having a ball, going to work – whoop, well done. But, if you decided to go pro, well that’s a whole different story you’re writing! Be afraid, be very afraid, as you will not have a spare time anymore. If you’re not actually writing, applying or monetizing, you are definitely THINKING about it – round the clock. It’s like a obsession, I tell you! So, like Celine Dion said it – “Baby think twice!”
No.2 Is there NO ENDING to what I need to be doing/learning??!!
My darlings, the answer is NO. No ending what so ever! And once you’ll learn, there will be available updates waiting just for you! Happy blogging, what can I say?!
No.3 Really, how much MORE
mombloggers does the world NEED?!!
The question is meant for ME! I mean, really? Not meant as an insult, but it really makes my path to success so much harder! as the competition is incredible!! Why do you all have to be so darn fabulous??!! I don’t see 500.000 people applying for the same firm in real life, do you?!
No.4 BURN laptop BURN!
Sometimes it gets to a point where it comes down to me or laptop – who will survive? Oh, my dear “lappy”, don’t you know, there’s a button on you that stops it all?
No.5 My head will explode, my eyes are twitching, my neck is a wreck!
Sometimes I feel like a hundred years old, nagging about my pain in the neck, and my twitching eyes, I’m always cold and I could sware my ass has a shape of my chair!!
No.6 WHY won’t you answer my e-mails??!!
Don’t you just hate when your mails are not being answered? I do. And after all, it’s about their products, their publicity, their offer!
No.6 Comment, comment, comment – it’s freaking lunch by the time I’m done!
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m all for sharing and retweeting and reposting. But, let’s face it – sometimes you just get fed up by it! And being authentic and original in your comments really requires a LOT of energy! I never just want to say :”Great post. Thanks for sharing! #Linky.” Why would you do that? Everyone tries hard to write a post that is meant for us, readers. So, put some energy into commenting. But really, it’s up to me in the end, on just how many Linkys I share my post! I guess 15 is over sharing?;)
No.7 My dear Stats, my dear stats, how are you? Please go up, please go up! How do you do? I love you! (sing with the melody of the finger family)
If you’ve read my previous posts on blogging, you know that stats really are the “blogging monsters” to overcome. And I’m doing the best I can, but damn it, sometimes just gets to me, to not see results I hoped for! Maybe singing the song will help?!
No.8 Hey you! I wanted to write that post!
Ever happened to you? See, what happens when you start reading all these diverse blogs of all these incredible moms, at some point you’ll come across a post, with content that you’ve had in mind for weeks and just wanted to write it and publish it, thinking, “Oh, This will be such an amazing post!”And what’s even worse, is that you see, people love it! They comment, share, it’s a BIG, FAT hit! OK, now just breath and sing along “Let it go, let it go…”
No.9 Social Media – I’ll do my crying in the rain!
My Social Media song, to remain sane and laugh a bit:
Post me here and tweet me there,
don’t forget to pin and share!
Comment, like, try to be quick,
for your stats that is the trick!
Join Facebook groups, but be involved!
Give advice, make problems solved!
On Google plus go find your place,
re-share, plus one and leave a trace!
Followers will come and go,
try out as many, go with the flow!
There are so many ways for you to share
but I warn you, to be aware –
it just might look like you’re having an affair!
What do you think? What’s your naked truth about blogging? Your thoughts are always welcome here!;)